Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

Startling Unbelievable: The 10 shortest marriages of Hollywood stars

Celebrity marriages usually can’t boast of longevity. Creative people quickly fall in love, and after feelings fade away with no less enviable speed. And if you think that getting divorced after a year is unthinkable, then I have gathered for you a couple of famous people who could not live with a stamp in their passport for six months 😅 Spoiler: in the article there is a marriage that lasted only 55 hours. But after this, we can say with confidence that I was already married and did not like it there 😉

Someone in a relationship has love for three years, and someone has only 55 hours. What can you do, in Hollywood, marriages are concluded as quickly as … they break up 😅

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries — 72 days

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

The marriage of Kim and Chris is not only the most scandalous (we wrote about this in this article), but also one of the shortest. In order to understand that they do not fit each other from the word “at all”, it took them only 72 days. At first, Kim Kardashian’s fans saw a gorgeous broadcast of the wedding in August 2011, and a couple of months later, love seemed to have evaporated.

The reason was the fact that Chris Humphries, who was supposedly ready for the fact that there are video cameras for the show all over the house, in fact was not ready for this. And at first, the athlete gave interviews to all publications, where he stated that he was used, and the marriage union was PR. However, in March 2019, he decided to radically change his mind and said that it hurt him to read about the fictitiousness of marriage with Kim, because everything was real 🧐

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander — 55 hours

Britney Spears and Jason Alexander

Our record holder is the beauty Britney. That’s who, and she knows exactly how to shock the audience. Early in the morning, January 3, 2004, childhood friends Britney Spears and Jason Alexander said to each other the cherished “yes” in the infamous little white wedding chapel of Las Vegas, Both were dressed in blue jeans, and to heighten the effect, the man decided to complement the image with a strange hat.

Just 55 hours later, as soon as the pop princess’ managers found out about her impulsive marriage, everything was annulled. On behalf of the singer, her representatives stated that she “did not understand what she was doing to such an extent that she was unable to agree to the marriage.” Britney herself stressed that she was a stupid rebel, that’s why she decided to take such a step 😋

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Cher and Gregg Allman — 9 days

Cher and Gregg Allman

Singer Cher received a marriage proposal from musician Gregg Allmann of The Allman Brothers Band after she divorced her first husband Sonny. Only now the couple was clearly in a hurry, because the second divorce did not take long to wait. Cher and Gregg signed on July 9, 1975, and divorced 9 days later 🤯

According to the singer, the reason for the breakup of the relationship was her husband’s alcohol and drug addiction, which prevented them from living. She even said that she simply admitted her mistake as soon as possible so as not to face serious consequences. However, this did not prevent the would-be lovers from getting together again and getting married for the second time. It lasted longer, and a year later the couple even had a son. But even this did not save them from a second divorce 🧐

Nicolas Cage and Erica Koike — 4 days

Nicolas Cage and Erica Koike

Four days in the status of a married man turned out to be more than enough for Nicolas Cage. Moreover, the marriage of the actor and makeup artist Eric Koike was concluded even before most of the fans, in principle, found out that they were dating. And they parted, respectively, in the same way. By the way, the lovers tied the knot in the same infamous chapel in Las Vegas 😅 Conclusion: it’s better not to go to Vegas, out of harm’s way.

Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy — 14 days

Tracey Edmonds and Eddie Murphy

On the first day of 2008, producer Tracey Edmonds and actor Eddie Murphy got married against the sunset on a private island in French Polynesia (not Las Vegas, and it’s already good). And… exactly two weeks later, the couple announced their divorce. Due to the fact that the ceremony was purely symbolic and was not recognized as an official marriage in the United States, there were no problems with divorce 😉

Jeremy Thomas and Drew Barrymore — 39 days

Jeremy Thomas and Drew Barrymore

In March 1994, Drew Barrymore was only 19. And yes, she said yes to the then 31-year-old owner of the bar, Jeremy Thomas, during a party. You won’t believe it, but it’s only been… six weeks since they met. At that moment, the actress told People that this was fate. But, apparently, her premonition deceived her. Impromptu modest wedding ended in divorce after 39 days 💔

Milla Jovovich and Sean Andrew — 60 days

Milla Jovovich and Sean Andrew

Milla Jovovich got married for the first time when she was 16 years old. Admit it, a lot, right? The reason for such a serious and adult decision was the pressure of her mother. In protest, the girl decided to marry 21-year-old actor Sean Andrews, but her mother managed to get Milla married: as a result, the couple broke up after 60 days.

Milla and Sean did not have to divorce, due to the fact that the actress was only 16 years old, the marriage was simply declared invalid. Later Milla Jovovich said that, in principle, she would never be able to fall in love with an actor, because she can’t stand men who constantly take care of themselves and their appearance 🙄

John Peters and Pamela Anderson — 12 days

John Peters and Pamela Anderson

At the very beginning of 2020, Pamela Anderson was happy to announce that she had married (by the way, for the fifth time) film director John Peters. By the way, the newlyweds were 52 and 74 years old, respectively. 12 days later, the media wrote about a less joyful event in the life of the actress: she decided to divorce her husband, And even if the family life was short, there was still quite a lot of benefit from it. For example, John admitted that he paid all his wife’s debts and bought her a completely new wardrobe. So here we are, learning from Pam how to get married successfully 😏

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito – 122 days

Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito

Even before Bradley Cooper became a real star, he managed to tie the knot with Jennifer Esposito from the TV series “NCIS”. A modest ceremony in the south of France was really promising. It seemed that the marriage of the actors has every chance to be strong, but … alas and ah! On May 1, 2007, 122 days later, Jennifer filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. None of the couple did not specify what exactly their problem was, however, both Bradley and Jennifer noted that this was the only correct solution 🤔

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney — 128 days

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

The star of the movie “Bridget Jones’s Diary” also knows what a quick marriage is. Chesney lived with her husband Kenny for only 128 days. And it seems that this was more than enough. About four months after their advertised wedding on the beach, the country singer and actress filed for divorce. The reason for the separation was a misunderstanding in the marriage, although in the divorce documents that got into the Network, there was the word “fraud” opposite the name of the ex-spouse. So the story of Renee and Kenny’s breakup is still shrouded in darkness 😉

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